| Mom: | Say you're sorry to Billy. |
| Tiny girl: | But I'm not sorry! |
| Mom: | Katy, you apologize right now! |
| Tiny girl: | But you said lying was bad! |
| Mom: | And hitting is bad too! Now say you're sorry! |
| Tiny girl: | I hit him with a stick because he sucks. And he still sucks, so I'm not sorry. |
| Mom: | You hit him with a stick? (grabs Katy and storms over to father on picnic blanket) |
| Tiny girl, over her mother's shoulder: | I'm not sorry, Billy! |